Medical Dictionary..
Artery......................The study of paintings.
Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
Colic.......................A sheep dog.
Coma........................A punctuation mark.
D&C.........................Where Washington is.
Dilate......................To live long.
Enema.......................Not a friend.
Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula......................A small lie.
Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain..................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.
Node........................I knew it.
Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.
Rectum......................Darn near killed him.
Secretion...................Hiding something
Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
Tablet......................A small table.
Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor.......................More than one.
Urine.......................Opposite of you're out
Varicose....................Near by  
Body - Le Corps
les cheveux          hair

la tête         head

le visage         face

un oeil          eye

les yeux      eyes

le nez         nose

la joue         cheek

la bouche         mouth

la lèvre         lip

une oreille         ear

le cou         neck

la poitrine         chest

le dos           back

la jambe         leg

le genou         knee
un estomac            stomach

le bras         arm

la main         hand

le doigt         finger

la cheville         ankle

le pied         foot

un orteil         toe

la dent         tooth

une épaule         shoulderle

coude         elbow

le poignet         wrist

un ongle         fingernail

le pouce         thumb